yourbigsisnissi:

Some guys are just so boring. Like all they have to offer is dick, a few good morning texts, and a boring conversation. And people settle for it because they are desperate to have someone. But life should be exciting and relationships should be fun and spontaneous and bring out the creativity in both people. Well that’s what it has to be for me. That’s a must. Wanting to experience a life of enjoyment together is a form of intimacy

adhdmoi:

im a simple gal. people raise their voices at me, i cry for an hour

frawgs:

man listen…… i just want to decorate my house with th love of my life 

spillybun:

spillybun:

Ominous positivity

You will be okay. You have no choice.

phallictunicate:

ai-papi:

dear God take care of her when i can’t

Me when I pet a stray cat and it then runs away

alexander:

subway employees when i tell them i want a sub:

podencos:

No offense but everything is a sign

blueberrygoth:

i have lovey dovey bitch syndrome & its incurable

mens-rights-activia:

I’ll still never get over how much this picture looks like Hannibal Buress without actually being a picture of a human

tchaikovskaya:

tchaikovskaya:

im extremely nosy but i dont have loose lips and thats the best combination tbh im not here to spread rumors or hurt anyone im only in it for the knowledge of everyone’s business i wont tell anybody but i NEED to possess ALL of the secrets

me hearing all the different sides of the story because everyone involved has told me directly what their take on the situation is but not saying anything and just watching it unfold like a intensely dramatically ironic shakespearean play with an audience of one (1) which is ME